You're over 40 years old and STILL a virgin? It's never going to happen for you. Your sex life is right here, humping your pillow and watching beta-safe porn all by yourself. And that's exactly what you're going to do today! I want you to hump your pillow in front of a mirror so you can see how much of a total loser you are. While you're humping, I'm going to tell you over and over how sad and pathetic you are and you're going to repeat these facts! A beta loser like you deserves a totally sexless life. Who would want to touch you? You're going to shout it out over and over again that you are a sad, virgin loser who's never ever going to have real sex!! At the end, I finally count down to let you cum, but only after I make you yell out again and again that you're going to be a sexless loser virgin forever.